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'The bomb Rupert, the f-bomb.'

For remotely relevant commentary on phone hacking, pillaging and other quaint London pass-times please refer to blogs written by actual grown-ups with intentional hairstyles.

Otherwise, please check out my post on phone hacking for amateurs over at In The Powder Room. This is the first time Chaos HQ has caused major disruption at the illustrious ITPR, and we are currently toasting our excitement with (non-looted) fruit shoots.

Speaking of guest posts, Chaos HQ recently sang the praises of capsaicin to Working London Mummy. Please have a good look around her delectable blog.

As no one seems to have lit Chaos HQ on fire overnight, we will have a cup of tea and carry on posting.